One Of The Greatest Americans To Have Ever Lived.

I have decided to become a Ninja.

With much practice I have become a highly trained Ninja.  I even look differently than those of you who know me will remember. You need not fear good citizens.  I am your friend.

See My Dong. A tribute To Bret Favre’s Texting Prowess.

Carbon Footprint?

There are some of you who believe that the human race actually can control the global climate. To you I say “Yeah, Right!”.  I believe that we can stop littering and basically clean up after our piggy selves but as far as our carbon foot print having anything to do with the climate change is ridiculous.  The climate on this planet has been going through its cyclical changes for millions of years without human intervention.  It will continue to do so for millions of years to come.  Those who are a member of the church of AlGore need to open your eyes and learn to follow the money.  That’s what this “global climate change” thing is all about.

Which brings me to the next item on my list.  The commercial below is trying to tell us to make changes in our lives to reduce our effect on the fictitious global warming crap.  No pressure.  No shit?  What in the hell are the morons who made this commercial thinking?  Watch this if you dare.  It is a bit, shall we say, disturbing.   It stands to reason why.  The people who follow this philosophy are disturbed as well. I guess I just didn’t realize how disturbed and mentally deficient they really were until now.

Enjoy!

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Bobby Boofay’s 24 Hr. Truck Driving School

Bobby!  Sign me up. I wanna be one of them there Truck Drivers!  I can do this!

Gun Control works!

Medical Distinction between Guts and Balls.

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.  Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.