Why is it that if you cross the North Korean border illegally
you get thrown into prison and get 12 years of hard labor . . .

. . . and if you cross the Iranian border while out leisurely hiking
in the hills, you get arrested and imprisoned . . .

. . . but if you cross the U.S. border illegally, you get a drivers’ license, a Social Security card, free health care and a free education!

Just curious