Posts from the ‘Funny Stuff’ Category

I have decided to become a Ninja.

With much practice I have become a highly trained Ninja.  I even look differently than those of you who know me will remember. You need not fear good citizens.  I am your friend.

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See My Dong. A tribute To Bret Favre’s Texting Prowess.

Bobby Boofay’s 24 Hr. Truck Driving School

Bobby!  Sign me up. I wanna be one of them there Truck Drivers!  I can do this!

Medical Distinction between Guts and Balls.

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.  Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.