One Of The Greatest Americans To Have Ever Lived.

I have decided to become a Ninja.

With much practice I have become a highly trained Ninja.  I even look differently than those of you who know me will remember. You need not fear good citizens.  I am your friend.

See My Dong. A tribute To Bret Favre’s Texting Prowess.

Carbon Footprint?

There are some of you who believe that the human race actually can control the global climate. To you I say “Yeah, Right!”.  I believe that we can stop littering and basically clean up after our piggy selves but as far as our carbon foot print having anything to do with the climate change is ridiculous.  The climate on this planet has been going through its cyclical changes for millions of years without human intervention.  It will continue to do so for millions of years to come.  Those who are a member of the church of AlGore need to open your eyes and learn to follow the money.  That’s what this “global climate change” thing is all about.

Which brings me to the next item on my list.  The commercial below is trying to tell us to make changes in our lives to reduce our effect on the fictitious global warming crap.  No pressure.  No shit?  What in the hell are the morons who made this commercial thinking?  Watch this if you dare.  It is a bit, shall we say, disturbing.   It stands to reason why.  The people who follow this philosophy are disturbed as well. I guess I just didn’t realize how disturbed and mentally deficient they really were until now.

Enjoy!

The rest of the story can be found on THEBLAZE by clicking HERE.

Bobby Boofay’s 24 Hr. Truck Driving School

Bobby!  Sign me up. I wanna be one of them there Truck Drivers!  I can do this!

Gun Control works!

Medical Distinction between Guts and Balls.

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.  Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.


History Repeats Itself… Again And Again…

The Monster is still alive and well.  He has turned on us, and is now infecting us from within.  Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.  All is well… all is well… all is well…

Obama Was Not Constitutionally Certified To Run For President!

The original story was published September 25th, 2010 by World News Daily and can be seen by clicking HERE.

Vision to America (V2A) broke this news September 27th, 2010 and can be seen by clicking HERE.

I don’t know about you, but I found this SHOCKING… two years ago. You mean to tell me that the main stream media are just now starting to look into this?  Millions of Americans have suspected that he was not eligible to run for President since day one.  Did anyone ever answer our concerns back then?  No.  Why?  Because the system is broke and the Main Stream Media wanted to elect “their” candidate. The people who WE gave the power to decided that the ends will justify the means and to put it bluntly, they don’t give a shit about what YOU want.

The Democrats AND Republicans are BOTH working together behind the scenes trying to gain more power over us.  It really doesn’t matter what party you claim to be represented by.  They are all corrupt and hell-bent on destroying our basic freedoms.  They want control.  They want power.  They want to decide what is best for you and make laws that they themselves are exempt from.

Most people reading this will discount this news as “batty” and just roll over and let it happen.  Why will you do this? Is it because you are afraid to admit you made a mistake and are willing to ride this poor decision to the end?  Is it because the educational system in this country told you that this is the right way to think? I hope that you really don’t know what real freedom is.  If that isn’t the reason, then there can be no other conclusion but you are really this fricking stupid.

Make some popcorn and watch the clip.  It’s only a few minutes long but I must warn you.  It is filled with good information but it is a bit “dry”.

Billion?

The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain…   let’s take a look at New Orleans ..

It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) Is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS To rebuild New Orleans .

Interesting number…

What does it mean?

Well … If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child)
You each get
$516,528.

Or… If you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

Or… If you are a family of four… Your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D. C. HELLO! Are all your calculators broken??